greystone mom

middle aged women who have nothing better to do than live their life through their children. their favorite pastime is talking shit about children, & then denying it! some are believed to sexually satisfy themselves by ruining kids life's. they love to pretend they workout when really their sugar daddies just pay for liposuction. and those who can't pay for it, are just a bunch of fat, even more miserable, bitches who gave up. watch out kids Greystone moms dont just talk shit, they make it up too! haha

Her mom is a typical greystone mom, always talking about random kids shit that isn't her business.

by somedrunkwhore January 20, 2017

ur mom

it's just your mom the fuck u want?

just ur mom..

by dontuseyourrealnamethefuck?? September 30, 2018

Bar mom

Similar to a soccer mom, a bar mom is a white middle or upper-middle class woman in her mid-40's to mid-60's who sees her adult children only in bars. During free time she is found at the bar drinking, playing pool, playing darts, or playing poker. A bar mom is the equivalent of a bar rat, but with children.

Did you see Vanessa at the bar Tuesday night?
Yeah she is such a bar mom.

by Thotiana24 November 13, 2020

Your Mom

GAY

YOUR MOM

GAY

by sekmem December 18, 2019

Mellophone mom

A mom who is a crazy mofo that eats breakfast for dinner everyday.

"Oh my god Janice don't be such a mellophone mom."
"Stop judging me Harry and give me back my pancakes."

by XxMelloGodxX June 26, 2016

Wesley's Mom

A word used to describe your average whore.

Wesley's mom was so much fun last night, but the smell.

by Bigjebus1 December 27, 2019

Pack's Mom

The product of Crossbreeding a Downs Syndrome midget and Aids infected baboon.

"I brought a girl home last night, but she turned out to be Pack's Mom. Dodged that bullet, huh"

by JackShack July 20, 2014