Small, seaside town in County Wicklow. Well known to house less thieving scumbags than surrounding areas. Thank God.
Greystones is the fucking shit.
by razooooooooooooor August 6, 2008
A lavish neighborhood located in Hoover, Alabama. Only the wealthiest people live in Greystone. Greystone Contains many million dollar homes, reserved for wealthy families. Greystone is zoned for Hoover City Schools, which contains some of the best schools in the state of Alabama. Famous NFL, NBA, and MLS players live in Greystone. Preppy rich girls live in Greystone, who think they are better than everyone else. They act like bitches, but they are hot.
Jordan: OMG!!!!! Look at that Mercedes!!
Taylor: ya, I bet my daddy will buy this for me!!
Jordan: if he doesn't, I'll cry, but we live in GREYSTONE!!!
Taylor: ya, I bet my daddy will buy this for me!!
Jordan: if he doesn't, I'll cry, but we live in GREYSTONE!!!
by Noniggazingreystone August 2, 2012
(Plural. Noun)
A group of children who strut around pretending to be in the military. This breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of the following attributes:
1. If the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a Greystoner
2. If they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a Greystoner.
3. If the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro 'Merica!, then they may be a Greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even officially affiliated with US military and have not yet been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. If the child is working out intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a Greystoner. (Alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. These two are easily confused).
5. If the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a Greystoner.
A group of children who strut around pretending to be in the military. This breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of the following attributes:
1. If the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a Greystoner
2. If they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a Greystoner.
3. If the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro 'Merica!, then they may be a Greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even officially affiliated with US military and have not yet been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. If the child is working out intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a Greystoner. (Alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. These two are easily confused).
5. If the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a Greystoner.
by Cpt 'Merica!!! November 4, 2014
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
A little boy that plays video games all day that has no life and a very small cock but loves huge cocks that squirt on him
by lolzman1034 May 21, 2013
An Individual that resides in Greystones Co. Wicklow, Ireland. Known for having shoulder length hair at least once in their lifetime.
Will often resort to smoking Cannabis based cigarettes to entertain themselves.
Not to be confused with a Greystones Snob/Charleslandian /Wannabe D4.
Will often resort to smoking Cannabis based cigarettes to entertain themselves.
Not to be confused with a Greystones Snob/Charleslandian /Wannabe D4.
"What’s the crack mate? You heading down to the Beach House tonight?'
"Not a chance, they've went all Burnaby on us - Its Twenty-One's now!'
"Well that’s a kick in the balls, damn bunch of snobs….they'll never be a true Greystoner’
“Rolling few Spliff ‘stead?”
"Ah yeh.”
"Not a chance, they've went all Burnaby on us - Its Twenty-One's now!'
"Well that’s a kick in the balls, damn bunch of snobs….they'll never be a true Greystoner’
“Rolling few Spliff ‘stead?”
"Ah yeh.”
by Al Baker April 11, 2008
A Greystones snob, guilty of snobbery, is a person who adopts the worldview that some people are inherently inferior to him/her for any one of a variety of reasons including real or supposed intellect, wealth, education, ancestry, etc from Greystones, Co.Wicklow, Ireland.
Often don't actually reside in Greystones but in a posh environ like Delgany.Known for complaining about nearly everything and trying to be the ultimate Town Person/Local Politician yet still sourcing there interests (i.e Their children, Interests) elsewhere (mostly D4 area).
i.e Taking interest in the upkeep of the Local school yet still sending their children to affluent school in south Dublin.<see Blackrock,Institute>
Show similar traits with the wannabe D4 and Charleslandian.
Not to be confused with a True Greystoner.
Often don't actually reside in Greystones but in a posh environ like Delgany.Known for complaining about nearly everything and trying to be the ultimate Town Person/Local Politician yet still sourcing there interests (i.e Their children, Interests) elsewhere (mostly D4 area).
i.e Taking interest in the upkeep of the Local school yet still sending their children to affluent school in south Dublin.<see Blackrock,Institute>
Show similar traits with the wannabe D4 and Charleslandian.
Not to be confused with a True Greystoner.
..................(Local Council Meeting)................
Anne Crawley: ...................... And that is why my fellow Greystones Snobs , I think ,we should build a Brown Thomas in the area where the Pork is!
Politician A : Well Mrs Cawley, it would seem the residents in the Park might object to that.
Anne Crawley: Let the illiterate eat cake! Were in serious need of a BT pronto! Even with my Land Rover, Grafton street is a distance.
Politcian B: Well maybe we could put one really close to you.We could build it in Delgany?
Anne Crawley: And ruin my lovely 50 Hector garden which acts as a barrier from the commoners in Greystones? Not a fucking chance ! We will it have your way then gentlemen, We will just build one in Hillside instead.
Anne Crawley: ...................... And that is why my fellow Greystones Snobs , I think ,we should build a Brown Thomas in the area where the Pork is!
Politician A : Well Mrs Cawley, it would seem the residents in the Park might object to that.
Anne Crawley: Let the illiterate eat cake! Were in serious need of a BT pronto! Even with my Land Rover, Grafton street is a distance.
Politcian B: Well maybe we could put one really close to you.We could build it in Delgany?
Anne Crawley: And ruin my lovely 50 Hector garden which acts as a barrier from the commoners in Greystones? Not a fucking chance ! We will it have your way then gentlemen, We will just build one in Hillside instead.
by Al Baker April 13, 2008