May 25

Send a booty picture day

its may 25!!! Send them a picture of your ass

by Pussyslayer44 May 25, 2022

May 30th

Smack A Girl On The Ass Day

Hey today is May 30th. So I have request. So particularly every May 30th meaning that a boy or girl. Slaps any girl ass. Ironically I would but, that would be very disrespectful. So i will not do it.

by PoopyDoopieOOPIE May 29, 2022

May 28

National give your shortest friend a hug day.

Tall friend: *hugs*
Short friend: "What was that for?"
Tall friend: "It's May 28!"

by Fictionalboysimp December 7, 2021

May 11

ur a bad bitch if u were born on May 11th
i can speak from personal experiences
oh btw ur a taurus

my birthday is May 11th so i am a bad bitch

by TastyAsh April 7, 2022

May 9

The day the best person in the world is born

"Allie's birthday is on May 9th"

by random persontotallynotallie September 15, 2021

May 14

the day the person who will break your heart was born, whoever is born on this day is unloyal and gets manipulated very easily

did you hear, Jolene was born on May 14

by Joseph Joestar February 13, 2022

May 8

This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.

Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:

I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.

*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji

May 8: are you flirting with me right now

you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever

by anonymous June 9, 2021