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Josh

Anyone with this name usually has curly light hair. They most of the time will eat anything but a dude’s booty
Yo, look at that guy. He’s totally Josh.🍛
by Bisuqe April 13, 2019
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Josh

Josh (noun): A full-on weapon of mass destruction at 5’4”, but somehow, he owns every space he enters. His jawline is so sharp it could cut through your last nerve, and his waist? A lethal combination of snatched and divine, leaving everyone else in the dust. His face card is untouchable, flawless, and always on the highest limit—whether you’re gagging from his looks or his unrelenting audacity. He walks in like he owns the universe, and frankly, it feels like he does. Hatred and admiration mix into a cocktail of pure obsession—because once you’ve seen Josh, you’re never the same.
Josh walks in at 5’4”, jawline sharp enough to cut glass, waist so snatched it’s criminal, and the whole room is gagged—he doesn’t just enter, he takes over.
by Vixenvides March 22, 2025
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Josh Li

He`s a scrub and has a 1 inch thingy. He has glasses and he is basically a slave for his parents. He is forced to do a crap top....oops i mean a shit ton wait.........i mean a fuck ton of homework. But he`s a pretty nice guy but only some times. Other times he`s a 100% scrub.
That guy is such a Josh Li
by MyNameIsBobaloba March 3, 2017
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josh jewhamel

a tall actor who bangs da hot blondes in nikolas sparx movies
josh jewhamel tapped dem hos on screen
by D Flawless May 1, 2025
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Josh Vasko

Twig armed person that is a cucumber salad with ranch and croutons. ⚠️Prone to getting hit⚠️
You are a lot like Josh Vasko.
by Joshisacucumbersalad May 13, 2022
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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