Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.

Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae

by Binki Boy June 30, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is an Italian boy with 1-3 reliable friends and he usually defines friends he has known for a long time as brother or sister, He is loyal and caring, Jordan's are the sweetest but be careful making them sad because they will cry alot usually in separate times. That's Jordan for you!

Don't mess with Jordan.

by WeirdoJordan February 16, 2021

jordan

a spupid loser

jordan is a

by wilt o'neil the ||| April 3, 2022

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period

Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Jordan

Jew

Generally in denial about being Jewish

Jordan is a jew

by A real life Noah July 28, 2025

Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020