Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

Jeffrey

What you give a man who thinks he has just been raped. Its a joint that contains the following: weed mostly, opium, heroin, clorox, morphine, peyote, unidentifiable stuff, and angel dust.

to come down off of a Jeffery you need to stroke the furry wall and it gives heart attacks.

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?

by Tingle Likes Rupees June 10, 2019

jeffyjeffies

the best squad name ever containing ava, ally, addison, and maria

random person: omg woah those girls r so kewl
other person: those r the jeffyjeffies
ex. 2
ava: omg today has been so rough
addison: aww
ally: you can always count on us!
maria: yeah, the jeffyjeffies!!

by ava :) June 16, 2019

Jeff Schechter

A human who does too many psychedelics

“That person is tripping. Most likely a Jeff Schechter”

by Apex Juju June 20, 2019

Jeff

He is a guy who will use you,he is rich but people use him for his money.He is a Playboy but sadly no one likes him,a Jeff is usually short.

Jeff is a bitch

by Urhoe3000 July 12, 2019

Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight

The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book

by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019

Jeffrey Keating

Often referred to as king of the downeys. Jeff has a 5 hole the size of Texas and a double that’s twice as big. Stand back if you see this man without tard wranglers he may be dangerous.

Man that guy is such a Jeffrey Keating

Haha you’re right fuck that guy

by Botvy2 April 5, 2019