January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

January 11

it’s Jailah’s birthday! wish her a happy birthday @iiamm.jaiiii on insta💋

person: OMGGG! it’s january 11th!
person 2: wtf does that mean?
person:ITS JAILAHS BIRTHDAY BITCH!

by iiam.jaiiii November 24, 2023

January 13th

Girls that are born on this date are one of the sexiest people out there with an amazing music taste and sweet soul that can puncture anybody with a lasting impact on their soul. Their looks can send someone into a seizure with their eyes alone and their face is hard to forget because of how gorgeous they are in the outside and inside with their unique personality.

I think I have a crush on Madison..
That’s no surprise.. she was born on January 13th

by Silly_radioactive_Otter November 24, 2023

January 25th

You are a femboy :3

Person: Oi did you know its Jan 25th 2 person: Oh really? i was born in january 25th though.. Person: your a femboy Ahahhaha

by Femboylover25th November 28, 2023

January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.

Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.

by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023