Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate

My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.

by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017

Jamming

To come over a friend’s house to watch the Star Trek thing before it comes out, followed by an episode of Archer, and getting impatient very gently.

I was jamming

by ArsebanditX May 9, 2018

Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021

Jam

Jam is feeling relaxed or the act of just chilling or coasting along with life , taking everyday as it comes without a care.

The verb jamming is used when you are feeling jam.

Originated in the TW2 area of South West London.

Edward: “You good bro?”
Jayden: “Im just jamming”

by Jayd3n1z3r April 20, 2018

Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.

I will not put up with any of your duff jam

by RenegadeLacrosse November 8, 2019