To either fiend for nicotine/marijuana (cigarettes, vapes, blunts, bowls, etc) and ask everyone to bum a smoke or hit their vape; or to crash the fuck out to the highest degree.
by Fart noises March 1, 2025

Jackson is the fattest cunt I know. He is over the threshold of obesity with gigantic tits and kankles. 6XL clothes hate to see him coming but xxxs condoms will forever stay on shelves thanks to Jackson and his inverted penis. Should’ve been swallowed. What a shame and waste of time
by Fattyfathater December 8, 2024

by Rocket Leauge God April 23, 2018

When the NFL pundits fall in love with a mediocre quarterback and push him onto the viewers as the greatest single player in the league.
A lot of experts are saying Jalen Hurts should be MVP this year. They have Lamar Jackson Syndrome for him bad.
by JMBrowningA5 February 12, 2023

A friend that will constantly want to kiss you on the mouth. Be careful and make sure to hide your tongue while you’re in the presence of a Jackson.
I’d be careful around that guy. I heard his name is Jackson so he’s definitely going to want to kiss you on the mouth.
by Hideousspecies November 23, 2021

Jackson Randal is a word for describin a big baller, who usually spend all his moneys in casinos, drugs, escorts and then cry to their team leaders of how broke they are (smh). Jackson Randals by the other hand are friendly, supportive and honest people, maybe a bit too honest, as its not too rare seein a Jackson Randal gettin scammed by inferiors individuals like Beckys.
Jackson Randal : homie i got no money left please help me
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL
by XORGBORG February 20, 2022

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025
