Holy Suck

the act of being orally sexual with a married partner for the first and only time, usually an act done by Christians

"I got a holy suck from my wife last night"

Holy Shut

Holy Shut is the after effects of intercourse with your ex girlfriend. This includes you penis being limp and irritated for at least two hours.

After sex I started to have the Holy Shut effect and it annoyed the hell out of me.

by Nothing is real115 October 14, 2018

A person who constantly breaks up with and then gets back together with the exact same person numerous times

"Britanny has broken up with and got back together with Billy 8 times!"

"That Holy Whore!"

by Holy chopped guy March 27, 2025

HOLY COW; a term used when you see a cow with holes in it, or a cow that is literally glowing

Bro: Oh dang, look at that
Bro 2: IT'S A HOLY COW!
Bro 3: No it's a cow in the sunlight?
Bro: *drop kicks Bro 3*