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Harry Potter 

A wizard in the book series written by J.K. Rowling.
The Harry Potter Book series is now over, as all seven books have been released, the titles can be seen below.

Harry Potter and the (US) Sorcerer's Stone (UK) Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter by Lily E. January 8, 2009
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Harry Potter 

The shittiest series of books there is. Anyone who reads them or watches the movies is SERIOUSLY HIGH or a total dreamer who no one cares about thinking that they can cast a magic spell and be a magical wizard with a wand in a magical world.
God people, Harry Potter is fucking gay. I will see Harry Potter in hell!
Like seriously people get a life!! Read a decent book idiot.
Nerdy Boy: Hey I was just reading Harry Potter, and then I did my math homework! It was so much fun, I'm going to be a helpless nerd forever!!

Cool Kid: Harry Potter is so fucking gay you fruity fagot!!

Nerdy Boy: **Cries** one day you'll be sorry when I'm in the magical land of Hogwarts and you're not!

Cool Kid: Man, if I wanted to be in a magical world, I'd just smoke some coke! You stupid nerdy Harry Potter wannabe!

Nerdy Boy: Ummm, can I have some of this magical cocaine that will take me to Hogwarts?

Cool Kid: DO WAY FAG GET YOUR OWN!
Harry Potter by CoUrTnEy :) November 27, 2007

harry carl 

The act of forcing food products up another anus, and then eaten out. Preferably a cheeseburger.
that bitch had a leftover cheeseburger on her counter so i gave her a harry carl.
harry carl by PudgeCakes May 20, 2008

Harry Potter Trivia 

a term for horniness or sexual urges; often used when ashamed of being forthright with a friend about true intentions
I need to release all my stifled... "Harry Potter trivia"

harry jerry 

when you take duck tape and rip off someone pubes, stick them in their butthole, and proceed to eat them out
dude that chick was crazy, she wanted to harry jerry me
harry jerry by minute bol May 31, 2016

Harry Boyd 

A fucking moron who is mentally inferior to those around him
Harry Boyd by kirsten2k17 February 24, 2017

Homeless Harry 

A homeless guy that lives in a wooded area and grows a thick beard. Campsite is often littered with garbage bags and overgrown with poison oak. Have been found cutting at tree branches for no appearant reason. Is often not ammused by young punks coming to his woods. Is not often seen, but some witnesses have reportedly seen an arm.
Person 1: I'm bored.

Person 2: I know, let's go to the woods, pay ol' Homeless Harry a visit.

Person 1: Eh, mabye we shouldn't.

Person 2: Yeah, mabye you're right, last time I saw an arm.
Homeless Harry by CA_AK March 17, 2010