Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Holy fuckin Drunk

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

by Alkie_preist89 November 04, 2011

holy phase

The holy phase is when you're about to date a girl/guy and after they enter church camp everything changes. They no longer like you. You got hit with the holy phase.

Dude Sarah just got home from church camp and broke up with me. I got fucking holy phased

by Urbangod27 June 19, 2017

Holy Smokey the Bear

A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.

When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"

by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016

feast of holi

A Hindu (marijuana) festival (e.g. the feast of Holi) that entails the consumption of drinks, cakes, and candies made of Marijuana.

Usually I abstain from marijuana throughout the year but enjoy a nice big glass of bhang during the feast of Holi.

by gmunchies February 10, 2016

Holy Roller

When you tear out a page of the Bible and roll it up to use as a joint.

"Yeah, Jack and I had a holy roller after Claire's wedding."

by My-Lady-Greensleeves July 04, 2022

Holy Hair

Holy hair is small area of hair around a woman's vagina and her anus, that cannot be shaved, waxed or extricated. It is never a detour for any man or woman who really and truly love rimming and cunilingus.

Holy hair the only hair that men and women really like licking and sucking on and it almost never becomes detached from the female's orifices.

by Spanky1952 March 23, 2014