Fresh

What i call humans who have abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

freshly painted toes

Freshly painted toes are a sign of an honest woman.

I knew I could trust her because she had freshly painted toes.

by greengg February 4, 2026

freschin

when you can smell a very bad odor like the rain outside

it's a venetian slang from north-east italy: when your wet dog from the rain enter in the house and it smells bad, it's called "odore da freschino"

by GatorMontana March 12, 2026

Frenship ISD

school district full of white kids who think their gang members in lubbock
if you love random drama you'll fall in love with this school
we literally had only one high school for almost 30 years until this year
but teachers can be nice and its a fun place sometimes, brings memories

Eric: what school do you go to?
John: Frenship ISD, bunch of drama
Eric: oh that sucks, what's the drama today
John: oh just some kid having you know in the lockers apparently

Eric: wtf....

by jajajaimsofunny March 1, 2025

Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!

I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.

by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025

Fresh sauna smell

The smell that happens when you light up a wooden stove in a sauna. Changes depending on stove type and type of wood youre using

The fresh sauna smell is amazing this time did you put anything special there?

by Sauna and bromine lover March 29, 2025

fresh pizza

Cool. Nice. Awesome. The stuff. Opposite of rotten pizza.

This is totally fresh pizza. He’s fresh pizza. That’s fresh pizza. Fresh pizza, dude.

by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025