*vinyl scratch sound*
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*car crash sound*
>102.3
>*elephant sound*
>REAL ROCK FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK
*glass shattering sound*
*police siren*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*
>*song ends and commercial starts*
>”Tickets for five finger death punch, Metallica, shinedown, disturbed, papa roach, godsmack, and Red Hot Chili Peppers at johns campground in imlay city at the 12th annual 102.3 rock fest the June 29 - July 6 tickets on sale now! presented by monster energy, Gibson guitars, and Dave’s pizza and wings “making American food since 1972”. The next caller will be getting tickets! In later news Ohio man found dead after smoking poison ivy after thinking it was marijana. Another friend was hospitalized but survived. My thoughts are with the family but my goodness is that a stupid way to die. Next up five finger death punch the pride on 102.3 real rock fm!”
>*the pride (radio edit) - five finger death punch plays.*
>”this july 4th weekend!”
>*sound of dirt bikes jumping, monster trucks crushing cars, and boat engines starting*
>*ac/dc back in black starts playing*
>”experience the Motorsport events of the year!”
>*firework noises*
>”monster truck races June 30th to July 3rd! Boat races to July 1st to July 3rd! And motocross raced from June 29th to July 2nd!”
>*more vehicle noises*
>”tickets on sale now!”
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*car crash sound*
>102.3
>*elephant sound*
>REAL ROCK FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK
*glass shattering sound*
*police siren*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*
>*song ends and commercial starts*
>”Tickets for five finger death punch, Metallica, shinedown, disturbed, papa roach, godsmack, and Red Hot Chili Peppers at johns campground in imlay city at the 12th annual 102.3 rock fest the June 29 - July 6 tickets on sale now! presented by monster energy, Gibson guitars, and Dave’s pizza and wings “making American food since 1972”. The next caller will be getting tickets! In later news Ohio man found dead after smoking poison ivy after thinking it was marijana. Another friend was hospitalized but survived. My thoughts are with the family but my goodness is that a stupid way to die. Next up five finger death punch the pride on 102.3 real rock fm!”
>*the pride (radio edit) - five finger death punch plays.*
>”this july 4th weekend!”
>*sound of dirt bikes jumping, monster trucks crushing cars, and boat engines starting*
>*ac/dc back in black starts playing*
>”experience the Motorsport events of the year!”
>*firework noises*
>”monster truck races June 30th to July 3rd! Boat races to July 1st to July 3rd! And motocross raced from June 29th to July 2nd!”
>*more vehicle noises*
>”tickets on sale now!”
102.3 real rock fm!
by Nascarfan2007 March 26, 2023
An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023
There is a great white shark (real!)
by gayfaggnuts May 01, 2022
A BITCH ASS MF who SUCKS and HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING RIGHT. He was an ASS to my boyfriend and he SUPPORTS AUTISM SPEAKS. He also probably hates women and gay people let’s be honest. If you find this man attractive 1. How? He literally has no redeeming qualities, nor is he hot in any sense whatsoever. 2. STOP IT. Also if you ship SouShin that is disgusting please never have a romantic relationship with anyone…. Midori is a pathetic rat tail man who pisses himself often.
Fuck Midori.
Fuck Midori.
by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023
by moneeybabby March 02, 2017
When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.
by tirtle October 26, 2019
A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call a friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005