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Foot Pav

When somone (your dad) accidentally shoved his foot inside a pavlova while sitting in a car
“Omg you just totally foot paved that pavlova” (after somone puts their foot in a pavlova)
by Noniowo January 4, 2024
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Foot long

Person 1: dayum drake got leaked, u seen i
Person 2: yea, I could fr gobble up his foot long ngl
by Inurwalls March 7, 2024
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Foot

A word used to describe a legend; the end of a leg (leg end) is a foot.
Yo man did you see how she did that flip? What a foot
by Sheepthulhu October 17, 2020
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Foot Selfie

Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?
by theindividualist February 1, 2015
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
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spaceport foot

One who's foot or feet consists of astronauts and space shuttles. This is one of the most offensive words ever uttered by man. Even worse than yardmouth.
by Spartixus December 15, 2005
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one foot in the urinal

Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.
Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.
by barber of seville July 31, 2022
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