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Ethan

The whitest name you'll ever know, but he still pulls more girls than you lmao
Your mom: i just met your friend Ethan
Me: ok
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Ethan

Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏

Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.

He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.

And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…

Thank you for your time~!
Example of Ethan

Girl 1: He’s so HOT.

Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!

That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*

Ethan: …hot.
by xyzhij May 8, 2022
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Ethan is a hot handsome guy who everyone likes but he likes everyone. He has every trait a girl wants and u should marry him now
Is that Ethan
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect guy ever, he doesn’t only have the best looks but his personality is simply amazing, he is total husband material and a massive simp but it’s hard to get him, Ethan is not the smartest guy but definitely the funniest, he might be a little troublemaker but he’ll treat you like a queen
Jessie: Ethan asked me out!!
Layla: Omg Ethan! he is so perfect
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ethan rebel

"Have you ever had an ETHAN REBEL all to yourself?'
"I wish."
by Alistiar March 30, 2017
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Ethan

A smoker with tar in his lungs that likes to lick graysens tip while smoking
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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