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Enter Management

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.
" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"
by phluck September 4, 2011
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Eaterall

When someone who isn't prescribed to adderall gets high and gets the munchies, from taking adderall to study.
"Shit bitch, I took an adderall to study and now I'm high as fuck and hungry but have no snacks and now I have the eateralls'
by Yogi bears mom January 7, 2014
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eaterbater

Someone who continuously masterbates as they eat finger foods.
"Don't eat the sandwich squares, that guy is an eaterbater and he's been touching them all"
by cloudqueen March 18, 2014
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Easter

A day when it is ok to go in front of your house and talk as loud as you can with as many people as you can while others are trying to study.
I went to celebrate Easter at my friend's house when I noticed this pensive ginger glaring at me while I sipped on another Corona.
by juansan April 5, 2015
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Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015
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enter the house

When the penis goes into the butthole or anus
Man dude, last night I went to enter the house and she was like, GTFO!
by Chainz in da Building August 9, 2015
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Enterpainment

Joke or humorous story that is so bad that individuals subjected to hearing it may feel pain.
He tried to sing a song and tell jokes at the wedding and unfortunately it was only enterpainment.
by ardoinpj September 5, 2015
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