Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 03, 2019
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depression biotypes

Any of several genetic and epigenetic causes of depression and potentially other mental health symptoms. A depression biotype is the underlying cause of the patient's depression and/or other mental health symptoms.

90 percent of all depressed individuals fall into one or multiple of four biotypes: undermethylation, overmethylation, pyrrole disorder and copper overload.

All depression biotypes are treatable under the Walsh Protocol with vitamins and other nutrients along with specific diets to improve and alleviate symptoms.
The key to fixing your depression is testing to learn your depression biotype or depression biotypes.
by Lawayne June 16, 2020
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Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up
Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021
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depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it
You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.
by KaiSenpaii May 10, 2017
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Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 04, 2022
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depression shit

that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever
"oh my god feel so much better"
" did you have a depression shit ?"
by anonymous crow February 24, 2024
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postreadum depression

The sinking feeling of silent crisis received when finished with a really good book, story, or possibly a story-oriented video game. Symptoms include:

1.) Revaling in the enjoyment gained, followed by blank staring and feelings of emptiness
2.) The extreme urge to simply lie on the floor face-down and do nothing with your now pointless self
3.) Consistent pondering on what the heck you're supposed to do now.
4.) Lacking the want to start another project without maximum hype because nothing could replace the joy you were immersed in.

Most cases can be solved through quiet pondering and forcing yourself to find another outlet

In extreme cases, talk through it with a pal: Discuss the ups and downs, how it affected you, ultimately helping yourself move on. There's other things that will come into your life and give you that sense of wonder!
1: What are you doing?
2: Wallowing in self-pity. I finished that book and now I am nothing.
1: Dude, I went through postreadum depression too, after I finished Portal 2. Don't worry, it'll get better
by the_laziest_bone January 25, 2017
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