The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
Get the Post Dump Claritymug. Example:
Interviewer: So you support Donald Trump?
Interviewee: Yes, he says what I think. I should be allowed to hate people based solely on their religion and because they are immigrants. Despite mounting evidence that nothing he says is true, feasible or even likely to happen his words really resonate with me. I think I realized I was a Dump when he said he'd ban muslims. I mean imagine if Harry Potter had banned muslims. Then Voldemort wouldn't have been able to enter the country under that turban. It's science.
Interviewer2: How was the Trump rally?
Protester: It was overwhelming. I've never seen so many dumps in one place. The media's failure to educate the masses has finally come to bear and it may be too late to flush.
Interviewer: So you support Donald Trump?
Interviewee: Yes, he says what I think. I should be allowed to hate people based solely on their religion and because they are immigrants. Despite mounting evidence that nothing he says is true, feasible or even likely to happen his words really resonate with me. I think I realized I was a Dump when he said he'd ban muslims. I mean imagine if Harry Potter had banned muslims. Then Voldemort wouldn't have been able to enter the country under that turban. It's science.
Interviewer2: How was the Trump rally?
Protester: It was overwhelming. I've never seen so many dumps in one place. The media's failure to educate the masses has finally come to bear and it may be too late to flush.
by Darth_Kinto August 27, 2016
Get the Dumpmug. You got ran over by a dump truck
by It was funny, get over it. April 9, 2022
Get the Dump Truckedmug. A big poop.
I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!
by OilySaltine July 25, 2023
Get the Royal Dumpmug. dump-clothes
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma December 26, 2012
Get the dump-clothesmug. by Stuntmanjake123 February 22, 2009
Get the core dumpedmug. The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportions.
Jared designed a new jetliner to outcompete Boeing in his post dump clarity after blowing up an airport bathroom with his feces
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
Get the Post Dump Claritymug.