Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

dipping into the black bag

taking drugs you have possession of. This is an old-school musician/junkie reference to when doctors used to make house calls, with their equipment in a black valise style bag containing stethoscope, thermometer, and, most importantly, drugs.

Man, you are nodding out and can barely stand up. You been dipping into the black bag again ?

by HankusPankus May 28, 2020

Triple Dip-her

When a Chili's date goes so well, she lets you put it in all three holes.

Man: Did you enjoy your Quesadilla Explosion salad?
Woman: Let's just say that tonight, the back door will be for more than carry out orders.
Man: Aww yes! Triple Dip-her! Chili's is an aphrodisiac.

by MSUTelecasters April 28, 2016

Dipping sauce holster

Something Michael made up.

Oh yeah, I stole the dipping sauce holster from chilis!

by Toodamnsweet June 13, 2015

Dip dang darooded

When you simultaneously feel as disappointed as Hank Hill and as optimistic as Ned Flanders

I'm dip dang darooded about this

by Definitely Not Justin May 17, 2018

pumpernickel dip hole

While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.

After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.

by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022

Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018