I went to college

a statement by Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants when Mr. Krabs foiled his plan

Hear me krabs. When i discover your formula for krabby patties i'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLEGE

by Astro PSI June 2, 2022

mackillop catholic college

the worst school in darwin, northern territory.

person 1: i’m thinking about moving to mackillop catholic college (mcc)
person 2: oh i wouldn’t do that if i were you, it’s the worst private school in darwin

by cartiervert March 12, 2021

upper hutt college

a cool school in Trentham, Upper Hutt in new zealand

i when to upper hutt college in 1994

by hilom March 30, 2021

Mount Alvernia College

Mount alvernia college is the only girl school who had a good semi this year all the other schools were shit. Even the boys school couldn’t be better than this. Mount A and padua know how to have fun. Even the terrace semi was shit lol

oi bro did you go to the mount alvernia college semi this year Oi bro who do you reckon had the best semi - man idk but I know mount A looked good az Rita’s was shit as.

Mount A is an amazing school with pretty girls

by Marrypoppins12345 July 1, 2022

Jones College prep

Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.

Person 1: "I go to Jones College prep."
Person 2:"Oh you are you a furry?"

by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022

Dromana Secondary College

A secondary school located in Australia, Victoria. This place is known as "Hell"

I hate Dromana Secondary College

by xxX_Ballsack_Sucker_xXX September 5, 2022

The College of New Jersey

A college, formerly known as Trenton State, located in Mercer County, New Jersey that has changed it's name to the original name of Princeton University while also ripping off Princeton's logo. The faculty and staff will repeatedly refer to TCNJ as one of the top colleges in the nation alongside Princeton, Harvard, Yale, etc... to the point where they are almost as snobby as the people from Princeton. This is to create a false sense of elitism. The faculty is full of a bunch of locals that don't want to leave the area. In reality, TCNJ is community college that has turned into a wanna be Ivy League school.

1. Many of the top Universities, such as Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Cal Tech, and The College of New Jersey only accept the best students.
-any moronic TCNJ professor

2. A 3.0 at Rutgers Unversity means a hell of a lot more than a 4.0 at The College of New Jersey.
-Edward W. Castner Jr. PhD

3. If you refer to The College of New Jersey as Trenton State, the staff will crucify you.

by Blee September 28, 2005