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by 69yen July 13, 2014
Get the c/wmug. very scientific definition:
c-bass:
a type of ugly "sea bass" (fish). usually ginger in color, its scales are simply flaky spots of acne.
c-bass is known to be an antisocial species, and will hide away from humans if seen. rarely caught in fishing nets, it will bite its way out if caught in such a situation, with its ginger fangs.
swimming in the ocean, they often like to think of themselves as "surfing the net", since they like to go on the computer and look at pictures of other c-bass like them, which is a rare event for a c-bass, since it usually cowers away from seeing other individuals.
if kept in captivity, special precaution should be taken to ensure a c-bass does not see a mirror, or it will die.
renowned worldwide for their impressive ginger color, they are often mistaken for goldfish. however, close inspection will reveal the acne, which forms the basis of differentiation between the two species. fish-owners should not keep goldfish and c-bass in the same tank, as c-bass have been reported to rape the fish, as c-bass like fishy sex, and may often go to tesco's just to buy fish there for the purpose.
a c-bass's main diet consists of ginger-nut biscuits, ginger bread, and ginger beer. this should be fed in large doses, because c-bass need a lot of food to keep up their large weight.
care should be taken when handling inviduals, as they are known to bite. whilst the bite itself is notpoisonous, the c-bass is highly contaminated with acne, and uses it as a contagious defense against predators, and unless treated with "anti-cbass" before 24 hours, an acne outbirst may spread across the entire body, along with genital worts.
due to the antisocial habits of the c-bass, breeding is very difficult, and for this reason, we at HornyFish4U Ltd. do not recommend males and females (or males and males for gay c-bass, or females and females for rugmuncher-bass) be kept together, as they may even end up eating eachother.
c-bass:
a type of ugly "sea bass" (fish). usually ginger in color, its scales are simply flaky spots of acne.
c-bass is known to be an antisocial species, and will hide away from humans if seen. rarely caught in fishing nets, it will bite its way out if caught in such a situation, with its ginger fangs.
swimming in the ocean, they often like to think of themselves as "surfing the net", since they like to go on the computer and look at pictures of other c-bass like them, which is a rare event for a c-bass, since it usually cowers away from seeing other individuals.
if kept in captivity, special precaution should be taken to ensure a c-bass does not see a mirror, or it will die.
renowned worldwide for their impressive ginger color, they are often mistaken for goldfish. however, close inspection will reveal the acne, which forms the basis of differentiation between the two species. fish-owners should not keep goldfish and c-bass in the same tank, as c-bass have been reported to rape the fish, as c-bass like fishy sex, and may often go to tesco's just to buy fish there for the purpose.
a c-bass's main diet consists of ginger-nut biscuits, ginger bread, and ginger beer. this should be fed in large doses, because c-bass need a lot of food to keep up their large weight.
care should be taken when handling inviduals, as they are known to bite. whilst the bite itself is notpoisonous, the c-bass is highly contaminated with acne, and uses it as a contagious defense against predators, and unless treated with "anti-cbass" before 24 hours, an acne outbirst may spread across the entire body, along with genital worts.
due to the antisocial habits of the c-bass, breeding is very difficult, and for this reason, we at HornyFish4U Ltd. do not recommend males and females (or males and males for gay c-bass, or females and females for rugmuncher-bass) be kept together, as they may even end up eating eachother.
"oi m8, ma fkin c-bass ate his sister the otha day"
in the words of a c-bass himself:
"it ent 'once youv had black, youll never go back', its 'once youve had c-bass, youll turn around and give him your ass' coz i is one sexy ginger-munch!"
in the words of another:
"ginger is the new black. fat is the new hot. and c-bass is your new fuckbuddy"
in the words of a c-bass himself:
"it ent 'once youv had black, youll never go back', its 'once youve had c-bass, youll turn around and give him your ass' coz i is one sexy ginger-munch!"
in the words of another:
"ginger is the new black. fat is the new hot. and c-bass is your new fuckbuddy"
by gingerminge October 21, 2008
Get the c-bassmug. shitz game dat me and seminole 407 crew playz at lunch and sam alwayz cleanz up cuz he'z pro but his dyce sukk so he alwayz loses his money and givez him a gamblyn problem. thats pretty much c-lo
by Rel1ant November 7, 2006
Get the c-lomug. verb: this generally refers to the concept of engaging in sexual activities with an integer of above ten - at once.
Guy 1: Hey, how was the party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, pulled a C-dawg on like 16 birds.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiiiice!
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, pulled a C-dawg on like 16 birds.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiiiice!
by Mad Cunna July 1, 2011
Get the C-Dawgmug. crackheads and degenerates. aka. changes daily.
usually in the buisness of making aircraft interiors, but mostly spend their time looking up sick and twisted terminologies.
usually in the buisness of making aircraft interiors, but mostly spend their time looking up sick and twisted terminologies.
by zmp3002 October 20, 2006
Get the C&Dmug. Lift and Carry.
A sexual fetish which involves sexual arousal obtained either by carrying a person or (more often) being carried. In theory this is gender neutral where anybody can gain arousal by either carrying or being carried. In practice its more often the case where a man gets aroused by being carried by a woman.
A sexual fetish which involves sexual arousal obtained either by carrying a person or (more often) being carried. In theory this is gender neutral where anybody can gain arousal by either carrying or being carried. In practice its more often the case where a man gets aroused by being carried by a woman.
Pulled a chick and went back to hers. We were larking about when suddenly she picked me up and I ended up jizzing in my jeans. That L&C was amazing ! .
by Riderphile August 15, 2018
Get the L&Cmug. Computer platform recently developed by Microsoft in association with the US goverment, the RIAA and the MPAA. This platform was designed to make those companies capable of impossing the users any kind of restriction, it achieves this goal by using hardware modules that enforce those restrictions and make the computer systematically disobey (betray) it`s user and obey exclusivelly the aforementioned companies. This computing platform was meant to replace the PC set of platforms (was meant to be built and sold by the OEM companies who formelly built and sold PC`s) thing which is near completion having only two PC platforms left to eliminate (both of which are near death BTW).
Dude, What did you do to listen to that Sony music CD without getting your Dell laptop fucked by the sony rootkit?
It`s easy. My laptop is a PC, and it`s running Linux. "Your`s" must surelly be a M$C.
It`s easy. My laptop is a PC, and it`s running Linux. "Your`s" must surelly be a M$C.
by Ptero-4 May 15, 2007
Get the M$Cmug.