"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

by dfrewsd November 6, 2022

A gay vampire in awesome red armour. They channel their gayness through incredible shows of bloodlust and carnage, as well as art. They are both the best legion, and the best chapter. For Sanguinius and the Emperor!
Person A: “Those Blood Angels were totally awesome!”
Person B: “Yeah! Did you see all the blood?!?!”
Person B: “Yeah! Did you see all the blood?!?!”
by WhyDoesThatDuckHaveAKnife June 21, 2025

Person 1: what do you have there
Person 2: blood
Person 1: I REQUIRE A TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN S O Y S A U C E
Person 2: blood
Person 1: I REQUIRE A TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN S O Y S A U C E
by Soybean April 6, 2021

A term for wrestling in which you are in the round where if you lose your match, you are eliminated from the tournament. However if you win your match, you move on to the state championships.
by Vancouver loco February 11, 2023

- A Modern Canadian slur created by americans and their 17 year old population.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.
"Damn those Maple Bloods, their always frying their Canadian bacon and it stinks, I mean its not even real bacon"
by 0rphac October 12, 2022

I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood
by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016
