itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016

biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.

Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!

by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017

Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

Biscuit Baby

A white baby

Look at that cute lil biscuit baby!

by BrittanyAlexia09 July 6, 2021

Biscuit

A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit

"I heard that one girl is into biscuits."

by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021

take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.

I’m going to take a biscuit

by Stephzsz January 14, 2018

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 6, 2025