by King Pope Porn March 24, 2009
The most beautiful guy you will ever meet. He is such a goof ball and is in love with rainbow dash. He is me.popular and everyone adores his hair Some girls fall in the hallway because he said hi to them. I even want some Ryan! One day I hope he gets the feeling I have for him
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by Forbeskin February 27, 2012
A Republican, 7-term Congressman from Wisconsin, currently serving his 8th term. Paul Ryan is a complete budget wonk, and spends his time engaged in the (mostly futile) task of telling the government how ridiculous its fiscal policy is and begging it to come up with a tax plan that isn't 2000 pages long. Oddly enough, he seems to enjoy this role.
Many women (commonly referred to as Ryanistas) consider him to be the sexiest man alive and spend most of their days fantasizing about his body and sending hate mail to his wife. When Governor Mitt Romney announced that Mr. Ryan was his running-mate during the 2012 presidential election, Ryanistas all over the country had a collective orgasm and were incapacitated for weeks.
Mr. Ryan has faced criticism because he once referred to rape as "a method of conception." Apparently, the people who were outraged by this statement could not accept that his words were truth and refused to cut him some slack for his inelegant statement, forgetting that he spends most of his time crunching numbers rather than counseling rape victims.
Overall, a smart (although nerdy), somewhat charismatic guy with a ripped bod that most of his haters are either jealous of or secretly lust after.
Many women (commonly referred to as Ryanistas) consider him to be the sexiest man alive and spend most of their days fantasizing about his body and sending hate mail to his wife. When Governor Mitt Romney announced that Mr. Ryan was his running-mate during the 2012 presidential election, Ryanistas all over the country had a collective orgasm and were incapacitated for weeks.
Mr. Ryan has faced criticism because he once referred to rape as "a method of conception." Apparently, the people who were outraged by this statement could not accept that his words were truth and refused to cut him some slack for his inelegant statement, forgetting that he spends most of his time crunching numbers rather than counseling rape victims.
Overall, a smart (although nerdy), somewhat charismatic guy with a ripped bod that most of his haters are either jealous of or secretly lust after.
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by glory27 February 08, 2011
The hottest guy ever!! Any person that meets him will immediatly fall in love with him. He has the most adorable smile and laugh and his hair is so perfect. He is kinda shy around girls though, so if you try to approach him, be careful! He's into sports and has great grades. He's cute and loveable and even though he seems a little unapproachable, i think he is really fun in bed.
Ryan Bowman also has a great ass
by vinfdnhondojkltnhs February 10, 2012