When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024
John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 25, 2022
by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj September 14, 2008
A person who gives an abundance of joy, humility, and time and expects nothing in return. They are good with computers, especially Photoshop. They are great at everything they do because they do everything with passion. The full definition of a Brandon L. C. is much longer, but the most important detail to know is that meeting a Brandon L. C. will be the greatest experience in one's life.
Today I met a Brandon L. C. during a scavenger hunt and my life has been changed for the better because of it.
by DingleDick Shocker January 09, 2014
by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019
When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020
Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020