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train baby

Look, those two trains made a train baby
by Supr€m€ March 9, 2016
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Bulletproof Baby

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.
Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.
by SirWonky July 18, 2017
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Baby Tennis

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.
"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"
by Little D August 10, 2017
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Cloth baby

Young KKK member born by cumming inside of a T-shirt and incubating it for nine months.
Wow look it’s a cloth baby.
by LittleCuhBlackBoi September 1, 2017
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septic baby

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"
by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019
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Baby Satchel

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.
I shave my baby satchel.

She drained every drop from my baby satchel.

It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Bobbing for Babies

When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.
Rachel loves bobbing for babies. She’ll be well fed tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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