Texas dry rub

When you eat BBQ and you finger a girl with your BBQ fingers
I took my girl to dinner then gave her the ole texas dry rub
by Art Web 86 June 21, 2015
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Texas Tanning Oil

When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.
That hoe complaining about not having any tanning oil so i gave her some Texas Tanning Oil.
by draXSHOCKEY January 10, 2008
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Texas Two-Step

When violating someone anally, pull out quickly, so that the person forms a pink sock, and proceed to roll the person over and step on the sock with both feet. Yee Haw!
You may have done the Can-Can last night, but I did the Texas Two-Step
by SomeOtherTime January 04, 2008
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texas death match

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.
by Super Guy February 04, 2004
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Texas Hat Trick

Achieving three self-induced orgasms while watching the reflection of three gay men having sex.
Those guys were so hot, before I knew it, I pulled a Texas Hat Trick!
by Wordlike April 07, 2006
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De Kalb Texas

Lame,where the pilfer people live.The most throwed off twacked place ever in B.F.E. Texas.Bunch of nosey skitzed of shit talkin liers in Texas.Boring.
The only thing people want to do here is talk about things they know nothing about.Then sit at home or anywhere for that matter and get high and have sex while stealin or pilfering everyone and anyones things....Knowitall but nothing at all people.do nothing but gossip in De Kalb Texas
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Dal-Orleans, Texas

A Contemporary Term making reference to The Minimal of The Hurricane Katrina Evacuees migrating to Dallas, Texas and perpetuated the cultural influence that The Native of New Orleans have brought to Dallas, Texas such as our coveted swagga, out accent, our slangs, our unique apparel, our hair styles similar to the Haitians, our rap music productions, our all time best meal, minus the scavenger food such as shrimps, oysters, pork, etc.
From now on, because we have so much impact towards the natives of Dallas, Texas, it would be only fair to consider this town "New Dallas, Texas" or better yet.....

"Dal-Orleans, Texas".
by The Saint from The 4 February 21, 2011
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