Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Alabama

Where your Step-Sister is your wife

My Step-Sister asked to help her with "homework" in Alabama

by AssassinKitty March 11, 2019

Alabama

The U.S State with one family tree line

The home of Incest & Rednecks

Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird

Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)

Demographics:

70% Redneck
30% Black

Politics: Really Conservative

Alabama Sucks

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

Alabama

The place where you can frock you family :)

Person1: ferb I know what we’re going to do today

Person2: frock our family in Alabama

Person1: no.. ferb did you eat the sugar on the table

by Snakes love rats :) November 23, 2021

Alabama Straw

If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.

She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.

by Mfisc56 December 5, 2020

Alabama Meow

Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.

Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!

by Alabama Meow February 6, 2022

Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube

“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant”

by CBPC601 December 8, 2024