The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.
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A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
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2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.
3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.
3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
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