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shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short
stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄
by Sa’najah May 27, 2018
mugGet the shortness-ness-nessmug.

short

being short is getting patted on the head whenever someone passes you and getting remined that your short 30 times a day
"your short"
by CharmsBunny March 20, 2022
mugGet the shortmug.

Short Stack

Short-stack is a word tall people can use as a nickname for their short bestie. Short-Stacks are always loving and kind and can often take a joke. If this describes your short bestie then they are officially a short stack.
Tall Person: Hey Short Stack
Short Person: what does that mean

Tall person: it means your short but I still love you
by Cactus Kid October 8, 2020
mugGet the Short Stackmug.

national shorts day

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022
mugGet the national shorts daymug.

short tramps

1) Short tramps are when you feel out of breath or you start to get cramps in the almost ending of an activity, usually the last 30 seconds of a dance or last scores in a soccer match.
1)” The hip hop dance is so exhausting, I started to get a lot of short tramps when there was 1 minute left.”
by EmdyP January 9, 2019
mugGet the short trampsmug.

Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
mugGet the Todd Howard's short fusemug.

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
mugGet the National Short People Named Marius Daymug.

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