candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

Gothic Pig

A fat Gothic boy/girl who eats their emotions and has either no friends or very few friends.They like spending their time complaining, eating, crying, cutting, studying, or sitting on their fat ass.

1. Tanna
" Did you see Tanna that gothic pig? she was crying, eating, complaining, cutting, studying, and sitting on her fat ass!"

by Jery February 4, 2008

pig ape

(n) a ruddy bloody idiot. Can often be found using the services of a glacier ape.

"Get of my Twix you pig ape and get back to fixing your tricycle!"

by King Mottay December 2, 2004

pig fucker

everybody's favorite fat sister in law

"pig fucker ruined dinner again tonight!"

by causalty of war October 1, 2009

sugar pig

Another name for a possum.

She says: (as she points) Zthat a sugar pig?
He says: Naw, he's justa baby pig pie.

by Richie333 March 28, 2007

Pay Pig

An older man of means who desires a younger woman, usually 18 to early 30s in age as a lover. He entices her loyalty and obedience with money and gifts. A sugar daddy

Did you see Maria’s new Gucci handbag? I heard she spent last weekend with her pay pig!

by Thecaptain1962 December 7, 2018

Pig headed

How former British Prime Minister David Cameron's cock looks after he's inserted it into a dead pig's head, whilst allegedly being initiated to an Oxford University dining society.

Man: "What's that posh twat doing with his beef whistle, bro? His little bishop is completely pig headed!"

by BeefTea January 29, 2017