A fucking hot man, I would smash any day, would date anyday, would let him pound my bussy, I had a crush on him at one point. Very sensitive and nice, also very rugged and handsome looking.
person one - Would you let Brandon Mills pound your bussy
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
by UwU_femboy_nyaaa~ April 23, 2024
He is albino
by himynameisl September 30, 2021
A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019
Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
Brandon Lang is an American hero
by The Bible teacher September 23, 2020
by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.
Dude he did the the brandon
Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 06, 2023
An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
by JustB November 18, 2020