turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023

Turkey

1. (noun) - someone/thing with limited vision, forbearance, or understanding of a higher concept, usually one that involves a stretch of the imagination, a leap of faith, or a general understanding beyond their capacity that others find and manage with little to no effort and unknowingly through this ignorance drag others down with them despite an inherent benefit to all parties involved.

2. (noun) - someone who cannot fly, fight, or crow in that order.

Synonyms - ignoramus

Antonym - eagles

It is impossible to soar with eagles if you are stuck with on the ground with a bunch of turkeys.

by MrEagles July 22, 2020

Turkey

1. A chicken with lager body, especially used for Thanksgiving
2. A country in the middle of Asia and Europe

E.g No. 1:
Let's eat this Turkey

No 2:
The most popular city in Turkey is Istanbul

by DoomedXD January 20, 2019

Turkey smalls

When a dude has partied too much and can’t get his dick to get “big” or up at all. Queens (Astoria) slang for coke d.

I’m sorry babe, I’ve got turkey smalls. Maybe in the morning…..

by 💁🏻‍♀️ November 2, 2025

Turkey

when a hockey player makes a nice move on their opponent

That shit was turkey

by richardstevens December 10, 2022

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.

I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey

by binnoladen March 12, 2023