Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018

foot fungus

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

by Sierra_123 April 19, 2022

Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019

Opposite-foot Striker

A football player who predominantly plays as a striker but is more effective or prefers shooting with their weaker foot compared to their dominant one.

Despite being right-footed, he scores most of his goals with his left, making him a true opposite-foot striker.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

popcorn foot

What happens when your feet sweat too much. This usually happens to people who play video games for 8+ hours a day. And it smells like popcorn after it's been sitting out for a few days.

your room smells like popcorn foot

by methaddict666 March 30, 2022

Club Foot

One, take control of me?
You're messing with the enemy
Said it's two, it's another trick
Messin' with my mind, I wake up

Chase down an empty street
Blindly snap the broken beats
Said it's gone, with the dirty trick
It's taken all these days to find you

Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you

Friends take control of me
Stalking 'cross the gallery
All these pills got to operate
The color quits and all invade us

There it goes again
Take me to the edge again
All I got is a dirty trick
I'm chasing down the wolves to save you

Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Ah
The blood ain't on my face
Ah
Just wanted you near me

Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Ah
The blood ain't on my hands
Ah
Just wanted you near me

I'll tell you I want you
I'll tell you I need you
The blood ain't on my hands
Just wanted you near me

Club Foot

by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025