closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

Fraser Candy

A fusion of candy + eraser = nasty.The scientist didn't not talk what is "Fraser Candy" but its just fiction.But in Dr.Seuss book The Grinch its catchphrase As seen in K-On. - ___ -

Hey Mr.Bricklebaum do you want eat the food name Fraser Candy

by TomOfficial July 11, 2021

Candy dreams

In reference to the consumption of edibles, and by that the effect from it. The euphoria of high and bliss a state of perfection all from a peach ring ;) more of how sweet it is to be high off of an edible.

I took an edible and now I’m having candy dreams.

by furgzfaze November 4, 2021

AI-candy

Too hot to be human.

That’s AI-candy, it can’t be real.

by Hikerheather October 29, 2025

Candying

The action of eating candy out of a girl's asshole during sex

While we had sex yesterday, I snuck up to Marylin and initiated candying.

by Snoopyboy331 November 20, 2017

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

candy bar

(n.) a “bar” or line in a rap song that has little substance, usually written by a candy rapper

That rapper can really flow but I didn’t understand a word of those candy bars

by khadijah1 May 9, 2020