October 9

it’s legally buy your child a trip to their online bffs home day

“Oh dude it’s October 9th!”
“Yeah now hand over the state of Ohio.”

by the all wise Xan October 9, 2021

October 9

October 9 is day to flip your cousin of all day long

October 9 why you flip me off because it’s October 9

by Jack jewels October 9, 2021

9/11

dark humor's best meal

what the fuck, why did 9/11

by Tsunikai October 15, 2021

9/4/21

September 4th, 2021

Also known as Pac 12 North implosion day

Oh yeah I remember when 83% of the pac 12 north lost on 9/4/21!

by Pac12chatmember September 5, 2021

9/5/21

Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”

by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021

September 9

Give the tall people a.k.a. the people over 5’4 5 dollars today

Person 1- oh hello it’s September 9

Person 2- yup pay up

Person 1- ok ok

by Jadyen September 7, 2021

Fast 9 move

When the man gets on top and slides his penis in the vagina then spins in a circle.

Josh did the fast 9 move on me last night and I had an orgasam in 30 seconds. He spun so fast.

by Fast9 September 8, 2021