by Myshitbiggerthenyou February 24, 2024

by YourD@D:) April 6, 2019

by Peppermint+ November 2, 2022

by honestlyiwasjusthorny October 13, 2021

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

The best fucking guy you can pick to date.
He’s pretty hot, and especially hot down there…
That’s right, as his ex i can confirm.
I dream about him every night, i miss him so fucking much. He’s a little obsessed with cars, so, so kind, always a gentleman.
I miss him.
He’s pretty hot, and especially hot down there…
That’s right, as his ex i can confirm.
I dream about him every night, i miss him so fucking much. He’s a little obsessed with cars, so, so kind, always a gentleman.
I miss him.
New man: “Babe who’s that over there, you can’t keep your eyes off him.”
Me: “Oh, that’s just my ex Leo W. Don’t worry about him.”
Me: “Oh, that’s just my ex Leo W. Don’t worry about him.”
by jhonnysinscravkwifw November 23, 2021

When you are so bored out of your mind you do the full number row right, the qwerty row left, the asdf row right, the zxcvbnm row left, then all rows each side going left right like 1029384756
Dude was so bored out of his mind he typed `1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz`=1-203948576q\werpptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn
by y u reading dis September 19, 2023
