Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!

by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
I
N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit

Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

by Nexus December 13, 2004

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

by Dam you November 21, 2005

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

by Disclaimer October 7, 2006

Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.

"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*

by melobymoo April 13, 2009

I will put you through that fucking wall

A popular phrase used in 'F is for Family'.

**Frank:** I need you two to play nice, and don't get into any trouble. *(to Bill)* And I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?

**Bill:** Yep.

**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?

**Bill:** Sure, dad.

**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.

by IgnasAntans July 18, 2020