turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019

call off my phone

To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me

Guy: call off my phone girl.

Girl: why?
Guy: cause I’m done with you

by Nncmjo January 21, 2018

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

Slob on my knob

Eat a whole cucumber

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!

by Big agnus August 14, 2025

My favorite Nigerian

Typically, another way of a person, whom may or may not be black, wants to say the n-word, but in a nicer way.

Kyle: Yo Tyrone, My favorite Nigerian, what's good?!
Tyrone: Bruh just say the fucking word you pussy.

by Sahgaeyo March 24, 2021

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

Logan my bro

Logan really cool guy a little fluffy gives good advice Always there

Logan my bro he’s a really cool guy to hang with

by Nobodycares😒 November 22, 2019