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dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is dick eating but basically at the same time a joke & got me cracking up

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"why is this goof dick laughing"

by IMA FUCK YO MAN BITCH-sexy red January 3, 2024

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.

Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*

by BioSynical January 4, 2024

flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Dick

Steven

Steven is a dick

by Jaiiiiii January 7, 2024

Toji dick rider

Gege akutami!! (me too Gege, me too.)

guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"

by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024

dick bitch

a phrase used to describe someone who is incessantly and annoyingly squawking about and hero-worshipping a specific person, and personally attacking those who express dislike of said person. especially someone with higher social standing than the aforementioned dick bitch. the phrase is quite self explanatory. one who is a bitch for anothers dick. but always derogatorily.

your brother is such a dick bitch for andrew tate; constantly saying how smart he is- like obviously not. The fucker looks like he was the reason that there were always bites out of those foam footballs in 5th grade, and somehow a marine life form at the same time! Foam-eating goldfish lookin ass-

by Professer Funnæy January 8, 2024