top my johnson

another word to say suck my dick

top my johnson bitch

by just smoove October 25, 2020

my balls sour cream

"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.

"Broo my balls sour cream"

by Sleepyboibear October 01, 2022

why does my gf sound so innocent

she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)

gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?

by personallyidk October 04, 2022

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

My Nish

A homeboy, right-hand man, & sometimes your bitch.

Chillin with My Nish!

by LadyG Landoza April 08, 2022

Join my arena

Slang for hot sloppy butt sex, particularly used in the smash community

"yo arbiter, join my arena"- œ nate

by Nate507 February 24, 2021