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Preston High School

A public high school in Preston, Melbourne that tries a bit too hard to be a private school.
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023
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Ridley Middle School

The food is terrible. At least a fight a week. Walk into the boys bathroom at any time of the day there's will be someone smoking. Piss on the floors of the boys bathroom. But hot bitches. Nice lunch ladies. And school whores.
Ridley Middle School is hell and heaven combined
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anthony middle school

Anthony middle school is really full of rich white kids that are wannabe hood kids. everyone wants to fight but they are all chickens because they know that if they screw up, the coach will whoop them. lmao imagine.
1: what school do you go to
2: anthony middle school
1: bruh. L school
by swervyboi55 May 19, 2023
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kings heath primary school

a shitty school i went to which is full of twats and the teachers are sexist mr broad everyone hates you there is squashed peas on the floor of the PE room/lunch hall. we all go to queensbridge school search it up.
by dasagne May 19, 2023
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Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
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North west middle school

This school sucks they burnt my tater tots and its understaffed and uncleanly drug fun and insane children... SOOOOOOOOOO MANY EMOS EVERYWHHERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
by nathan coxs May 23, 2023
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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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