Morgue ass

: when talking a shit it smells so bad that more than one thing crawled up that ass and died.
Damn you morgue ass havin mf. . What the fuck did you eat?
by Gashaulin29 September 14, 2021
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Jayn shows her ass day

Jayn will show her ass on 5/28 for anyone who sends her this
Jayn shows her ass day
by ryanpo May 28, 2020
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Doodle was in my ass

ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)
My doodle was in my ass hole and it’s not cumming out !!!
by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020
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playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.
random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.
by JewelsHax February 10, 2019
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Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies
Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit
by Ryoko41981 May 27, 2018
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Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 08, 2020
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Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them
“ Hey can you meat ass me”

That means to make the persons poop come out of their ass in sex with your fist.
by Hey what’s your name September 07, 2022
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