J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 04, 2024

Beyond My Paygrade

Getting cucked basically

"why are you such a cuck man"
"dude she's beyond my paygrade thats why"

by whytyyyy October 14, 2016

my wisdom

To be someone's girl or wife

I'm on the phone with my wisdom

by SexyCaramel February 09, 2023

My beliefs

No. Thats not what you're doing. You're doing exactly the same thing as that GQ interviewer with Jordan Peterson. When he said he knew what she believed about gender and then she proceeded to repeat his exact words back to him as though it contradicted what he said in any substantial way. I mean, it's just the weirdest fucking thing.

Hym "This has nothing to do with my beliefs and has everything to do with your need to exercise collective power over individuals. I was right. You're just as bad as the religious. Just as dogmatic. You're the same."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2024

Muds my truck

Irritated, upset with a situation.

“Man that really muds my truck!”

by Double Diesal April 17, 2022

burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up

“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier”

by gggMer11 June 22, 2025

in my set

A term for people being in the same class/industry as you, thus preventing you from having emotional or physical connection with them.

Raggy: So, why haven't you asked Yennj yet?
Mahinder: I can't, she's in my set. It would be back if I sleep with her, then have to face her once we work together in some cracked out hotel.
Raggy: Man. Just bang her, like I banged Chingy.

by ragginder November 26, 2009