Being completely screwed off from situations that are beyond your control and left feeling like you have been flipped around upside down with your ass in the air to be fucked without any lube.
All in a matter of a day, she was left behind at the bus stop, mistaken for a wanted fugitive, pissed on by a goat, and just all around assed-over.
by HeatherDHurricane June 12, 2021
On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024
you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019
by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021
by BulldogsFB October 09, 2020
Someone who talks a good game about being able to drink people under the table, yet passed out before any good stuff at the party happens. This usually occurs after challenging people to shots. On awakening, he talks about how great everything was based on what her heard from everyone else's stories.
Blake was trying to force mentor do shots with him. I relented, but he turned into a Maddox Ass Bitch.
by The.real.man March 21, 2020
by Theyputhemastercheifinthesoder January 21, 2023