My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Big Dick Medo

Big Dick Medo also known as 5 inch without stopping, is a person with a GIANT glizzy, that nigga is packin 5 inches and even Johnny Sins is scared when he sees his glizzy.

Big Dick Medo gave me his candy bar last night.

by 5+ packin April 25, 2021

Sandy dick

Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.

The dude got a Sandy dick

by Eneses February 21, 2019

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

Beckham Dick

When your Dick is hard and it curves.

I have a Beckham Dick so I always hit the G spot.

by ElMeroCabron September 1, 2022

National grab dick day

On the 28th of April is the day where all girls must grab at least 1 dick. Boisss u better watchhhh yo junkkkkk;)

Hey, can i grab ur dick?
Yeah sure
‘Grabs dick’
Why did you do that?

It’s national grab dick Day

by Lewis10012 April 26, 2019

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016