ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B)

A Bitch that is a pussy who has a flat ass and a bum ass car.

When Dakota's car brakes, he cries like a Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B). no one acts more like a P.A.B than Dakota.

by abcdefghijklamopqrstuvwxyz January 31, 2022

Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole

Look at Jose fat ass

by I hate 🥷 June 2, 2022

Fat Ass

Hey, in particular friend or outsider that one knows that weighs over 5000 pounds and looks like a pig.

Hey fat ass shut the fuck up

by Youknowme right February 23, 2024

Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.

"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"

by Pansycakse February 26, 2015

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

National grab ass week

Grab/Slap Anyones Ass All Week!

Carly: hey john
John: can i grab your ass

Carly: why not its national grab ass week

by ohyaohyes September 24, 2019