when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017

Suck my Ankels

Your bring mad petttttttty 🤣 your hating on me

Guy: Omg you know to much do u study the dictionary
Girl: Umm suck my Ankels maybe you should try it sometime you might pass the 9th grade

by Adventurous February 03, 2019

absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍

U can go lick my cactus

by Qveen Lieah June 25, 2017

oh my god your so trashhh

what little rage kids say when someone kills them on forknife

oh my god your so trashhh go home to you mam

by idorandomword November 15, 2019

Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.

Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!

by RuffBudda January 25, 2022

Knocking my beef around

The act of male masturbation

"Get out, I'm knocking my beef around!"

by D.A.44 June 21, 2024