Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick

by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015

fondue dick

The Clap

Don't stick your dick in the cheese, and you won't get fondue dick.

by DemonCupcake March 21, 2016

alfalfa dick

a small pp with a boner, it look lik alfalfas one small hair that stuck up in the movie the little rascals

go suck an alfalfa dick

by alfalfa dick April 8, 2016

mobile dick

When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis

Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick

by sTaYd0Wn April 10, 2016

Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with

Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"

by DontQ April 20, 2016

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Ultra Dick Move

When a male is a total jerk to another male usually for the firsts own benefit ; does not apply to jacob

Wow you blamed the mess at home on me even though it was you, that was a ultra dick move

by The Piñata April 25, 2016